Series of Unfortunate Events: the Grim Grotto (2011)
“Sad men write them down Champter One After a great deal of time examining oceans, investigating rainstorms, and staring very hard at several drinking fountains, the scientists of the world developed a theory regarding how water is distributed around our planet, which they have named "the water cycle." The water cycle consists of three key phenomena, evaporation, precipitation, and collection and all of them are equally boring. Of course, it is boring to read about boring things, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection. Like the water cycle, the tale of the Baudelaire children consists of three key phenomena, but rather than read their sorry tale it would be best if you read something about the water cycle instead. Violet, the eldest phenomenon, was nearly fifteen years old and very nearly ...the best inventor the world had ever seen.MoreLess
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