Willie's Redneck Time Machine (2014)
“It’s Korie trying to move closer to her dance partner. But her dance partner happens to be John Luke, who looks like he might pass out in that tux he’s wearing.
You have to blink to make sure it’s him. He looks so much like you did back in 1990.
Poor kid, you think.
His mother has no idea who she’s dancing with.
You weren’t planning to get a photo of them, but this opportunity is too good to pass up. So, hoping that Korie will assume you’re some sort of hired photographer and that John Luke won’t make a scene, you get them to pose side by side and snap a picture. John Luke sends you a you’ll-pay-for-this look over Korie’s shoulder as they resume their dance.
You move away and watch for a few moments until someone else comes out on the dance floor.
It’s you. Well, not you now, but you back in 1990.
I was a handsome guy.
You’re feeling pretty good until you see your younger self come and say a few things to the dancing couple, then take a swing at John Luke.
Now you decide to get out th...ere on the dance floor.MoreLess
You have to blink to make sure it’s him. He looks so much like you did back in 1990.
Poor kid, you think.
His mother has no idea who she’s dancing with.
You weren’t planning to get a photo of them, but this opportunity is too good to pass up. So, hoping that Korie will assume you’re some sort of hired photographer and that John Luke won’t make a scene, you get them to pose side by side and snap a picture. John Luke sends you a you’ll-pay-for-this look over Korie’s shoulder as they resume their dance.
You move away and watch for a few moments until someone else comes out on the dance floor.
It’s you. Well, not you now, but you back in 1990.
I was a handsome guy.
You’re feeling pretty good until you see your younger self come and say a few things to the dancing couple, then take a swing at John Luke.
Now you decide to get out th...ere on the dance floor.MoreLess
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